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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We’ve baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don’t like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

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  • zammy95@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

    I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They’re really smart cats.

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      • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

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    • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The flat/lever kind, can get them open first try from either side of a door it’s impressive. He’s way too smart for his own good and I suspect he could work a round style one if it had enough texture on it. The menace certainly gets into everything else in the house

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      • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Our Kimchi is working so hard on this and I don’t usually think of her as clever. She knows the knob opens the door so she bats at it, hangs on it.

        Neither cat has been messing with the toilet paper lately though.

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• iopq@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because I don’t like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

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  • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

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    • efstajas@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes! “Just teach” the cat. Easy

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      • Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Famously easy, like herding cats

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      • WarmSoda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you spend time with them yeah it can be easy. I have two cats. They both listen to me.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes but also S T E A M

  If you live in a humid, much poo carries on.

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