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MTK@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Of course! They showered last week and everything!