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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months agoExactly the reason they had to fund this project.
Cheaper than the lawsuit.
Comment on We're monsters
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months agoExactly the reason they had to fund this project.
Cheaper than the lawsuit.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
It’s too big.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!