Comment on We're monsters

• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s too big.

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      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!

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