Comment on Elden Ring Twitter warns of DLC spoilers being posted everywhere
AceSLS@ani.social 1 week agoThe game’s story is not exactly full of twists and turns.
Tell me you don’t know shit about ER’s lore without saying you don’t know shit about ER’s lore
retrospectology@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“And thus it was that the Great Finger Lords, thralls to Gordana the Pulchritudinous, cast their withered finger-bodies into the Well of Sangine Apoploxy, shattering the Piteous Eye, and covering the vale in a shadow of fingers.
Only when the Order of the Beshivered Spindle is restored upon the Great Finger-ruine Mountain will Bodkin the Befingered return to rebuild the Yeoman’s Sepulchre and return the Affrighted Digitus to its finer-realm. Fingers.”
llamatron@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Lol. This is perfect
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s not fair. You didn’t mention at least 5 different women with bare feet!