It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.
It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.
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Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 4 months ago
20 gallons a year isn’t much at all.
“Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.
jettrscga@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 months ago
An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.
nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 months ago
I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.
Crowfiend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.
Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
hakase@lemm.ee 4 months ago
That’s about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.