Comment on His presence terrorizes this town

Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.

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  • Crowfiend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.

    Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.

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    • hakase@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.

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• jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.

  It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.

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