Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
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match@pawb.social 6 months ago
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
merari42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
brokenlcd@feddit.it 6 months ago
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off he hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
match@pawb.social 6 months ago
Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
match@pawb.social 6 months ago
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck