Comment on I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off he hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.

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