Larry David is that you?
Comment on it ain't the herps, I swear
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.
telllos@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Don’t cook homemade caramel.
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
AKA confectioners napalm