Unfathomably based
Comment on Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Step 1: Don’t have kids
casmael@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Eh I’m an antinatalist, but this is like 5 fathoms based
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Just think what a massive “fuck you” to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out… you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.
It’s awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
DaGeek247@fedia.io 4 weeks ago
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce
Lucidlethargy: "All these people having kids isn't natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise"
Evolution: jackie chan what-the-huh meme
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Need for Breed, now also on pc and xbox
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
smowtenshi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It’s only a basic biological imperative
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here