Comment on Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.

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  • DaGeek247@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce
    Lucidlethargy: "All these people having kids isn't natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise"
    Evolution: jackie chan what-the-huh meme

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  • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”

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    • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Need for Breed, now also on pc and xbox

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.

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    • smowtenshi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s only a basic biological imperative

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  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Unfathomably based

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Eh I’m an antinatalist, but this is like 5 fathoms based

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Just think what a massive “fuck you” to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out… you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.

  It’s awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.

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