Fuck you.
Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.
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TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 months agoJust as bad as pineapple on pizza.
Fuck you.
Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.
However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.
Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf 5 months ago
Duranie@literature.cafe 5 months ago
Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.
There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.
ranandtoldthat@beehaw.org 5 months ago
BBQ sauce works with pineapple pizza.
pbjamm@beehaw.org 5 months ago
green peppers
The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.
Dymonika@beehaw.org 5 months ago
All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!
dgriffith@aussie.zone 5 months ago
I would like to hear your opinion on crumbed, deep fried, pineapple rings. 🤔
Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf 5 months ago
BLASPHEMY!
Only grilled pineapple at Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!
darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Get back on your medication.
Dymonika@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Seconded!