Comment on Why does being tall make your belly more vulnerable in case of an attack?

Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• radix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The loser of a knife fight dies in the street. The winner dies in the ambulance.

  source
• givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, last time someone tried to mug me, I realized he had two buddies behind me forming a triangle around me.

  Like, I’m a big guy, the three of them added together might have had 50 pounds on me tops. And I was drunk and stupid enough I was just going to fight my way out of it.

  But after a punch to the face I sobered up enough to realize what was going on and that if either of those guys behind me had a knife I was completely fucked. And we were in a nightlife area where there was literally at least one stabbing a weekend.

  So I just made a path thru the one in front of me and gtfo.

  I don’t know if muggings are as popular as they used to be now that no one carries cash, but if I see a gun or knife I’m 100% giving it up.

  I’d probably try to take my ID out first. But even that’s a mild inconvenience, nothing close to getting shot/stabbed over.

  source

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson

    source

    • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My plan A was terrible tho…

      Plan B was throwing one into a bush and jogging backwards towards a busy area. That worked out much better than getting stabbed a block away from safety.

      source
• litchralee@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At last, the justification I needed for wearing a chainmail undergarment!

  source

  • Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AI hordes didn’t work but here is your chainmail lemming

    Image

    source
  • Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    @aihorde@lemmy.dbzer0.com draw for me a lemming wearing chainmail bikini, sfw

    source

    • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What the fuck have you done. Go down the comment thread to see your generated images.

      lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/10867117

      source

      • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You really needed those sexy lemmings didja? :D

        source

        • -> View More Comments
      • Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks for retrying, the result is… let’s say… awesome

        source

        • -> View More Comments
• Volkditty@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If they pull a knife, you pull a gun. That’s the Chicago way!

  source

  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they pull a gun, you pull a grenade pin.

    source