The stuff before and after the crazy sex is the worst. Probably. I wouldn’t know. Never had sex.
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PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years agoWord has it that crazy sex is the best sex but you didn’t hear that from me
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 2 years ago
Are ya a Wizard yet?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Um… let’s just say I let the Balrog pass. 😭
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
it’s like all sex is make up sex, but they also hate themselves and want you to agree with them. just because they are begging you to piss in their mouth doesn’t mean its awesome though.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Well, not if they’re going to kiss you after.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Speak for yourself buddy…
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The thing about crazy sex is it’s awesome until you learn to stop liking it. But you’ll fucking learn and it’ll be the hard way
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The sex doesn’t stop being good. You just learn it’s not worth it
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh it can stop being good. Trauma can do shit to you. Crazy in the head and crazy in bed sometimes blend into shit like sexual violence. And suddenly what you find yourself really craving is someone who is stable yet adventurous, someone who will discuss what crazy shit we’ll do together then discuss what we liked and didn’t afterwards.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sex isn’t good unless you go to sleep after worrying about whether you’re about to get woken up by being hit with a skillet. If you’re lucky it’s not cast iron.