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key@lemmy.keychat.org 1 month ago
Carefully timed explosives placed in the middle of the moon causing it to split in half, one half going away from Earth and the other half going right into the Atlantic coast. Problem solved.
wandermind@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I dunno, why do you guys keep asking me?
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Just male sure you time it right so that the ocean is facing the moon
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gundam type bullshit
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wouldn’t the friction from half of the moon entering the atmosphere generate enough heat to set most of the east coast on fire? I remember one of my teachers telling me it would but it definitely wouldn’t be the first time one of my teachers was wrong.
suction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, you’re joking right? It can’t be that easy??
shani66@ani.social 1 month ago
Depends on how the moon is wobbling that day
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was a book about that. It did indeed result in a new continent in the Atlantic. Then all the people Europe colonized rise up and kill all the Europeans and take over that continent, the end.
I enjoyed it.
goodreads.com/…/61273333-the-hopkins-manuscript