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Okay - I did the math. I’m pretty regular and I poop twice a day. Morning poop and afterwork poop. average human poop is about 8 ounces. A pound a day of poop. An ounce of silver is $32 - so call it $500 worth of silver poop a day. Roughly a salary of 180,000 a year. - for pooping.

So the 16m gold is worth about 90 years of silver poop - so I’d need to live to 130 years old and have the same poops as I do today as I do at 130 to reach shoebox gold.

The shoebox doubled is the king option

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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
TBH with the correct setup and a lot of leniency on “planting grapes” I could have 16M USD from 1067 acres of grape in a single season, but it would take time to earn the required 4,716,140~ish USD for the purchase of the acres (not accounting for inflation).

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- ITGuyLevi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Cheap land in the desert, and if they always grow well… Could have your own grape themed garden of eden.
  
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  - FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    I love the optimization but realistically that might draw some unwanted attention, lol.
    
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- citrusface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Also worlds fucked tbf
  
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