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cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Blackout@kbin.run ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Step 1: Be attractive.
  Step 2: If not attractive, rent Face/Off and take notes. Stalk attractive person and swap faces with them when they aren't looking.
  Step 3: Free rent.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Who is more attractive: John Travolta or Nicolas Cage? Trying to decide which face to off.

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    • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Johnny Cage

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  • cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Anyone can be attractive by putting in some effort. And even if you’re not attractive, just use your personality to attract someone rich. Looks don’t matter as much as incels say it does. Personality matters more.

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    • Jank@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

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      • chemicalprophet@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Personal hygiene matters immensely.

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Nah there are some seriously unfortunate people out there.

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