Jank

@Jank@literature.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia and remake culture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Eagle Flag⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

  Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be taking questions.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

  ~fuck you, Skippy~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the gym for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

  Halfway there, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congrats to all 2024 college graduates!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has nerdy hobbies⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she’s too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

  Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives with their parents⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he’s left out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives with their parents⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren’t in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks advice for real world problems⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It also may fail when you’ve had more than once sexual relationship in your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks advice for real world problems⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds exhausting. I don’t want to have sex with someone indecisive, much less someone who’s never done it before.