Comment on Daily discussion thread: 🦈 Monday, May 13, 2024

Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• bacon@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To whom it may concern:
  Simon is good. Please hire him.
  Yours sincerely,
  Melbourne DT

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  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In answer to your enquiry, Sir, I am happy to see that you’ve had the good sense to hire Mr Fluffybutt. He is and will be an excellent employee.

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    • ajsadauskas@aus.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      @Thornburywitch @bacon To all whom this may concern,

      I am writing to express my strong and sincere recommendation for Mr. Simon Fluffybutt as a candidate for this position.

      In his previous role, Simon unlocked substantial value, leading both directly and indirectly to a strengthening of the sales pipeline, while leveraging and fully capitalising on synergistic new opportunities for revenue growth.

      In a dynamic, fast-paced, lean, and agile environment, Simon demonstrates a natural flair for delivering outcomes while expertly liaising across multiple internal and external stakeholder groups with divergent expectations, while diligently managing competing priorities.

      He is both a dynamic self-starter who thrives when taking ownership of projects to drive results, as well as a collaborative team player who works efficiently towards shared goals and KPIs.

      I have full confidence in Simon's extensive expertise, knowledge, and skillset, which will contribute meaningfully and substantively to the long-term value to your organisation going forward.

      If you have any questions in regards to this letter, please don't hesitate to reach out.

      Kindest regards,

      AJ

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      • msdropbear42@libranet.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        @ajsadauskas @Thornburywitch @bacon 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

        I was growing increasingly alarmed that THE two most important buzzwords might have been grievously omitted, but happily we got there near the end...

        going forward

        💯✅👍

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I endorse this message

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• Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does Gibson know you as Simon yet?

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  • Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With the right candidate the furry approach might work. If “Simon” fails, “Mr Mittens” might be worth a shot.

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