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• dh34d@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re culinary vegetables. My wife likes to say it like this: intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that it doesn’t go in a fruit salad.

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  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:

    Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

    Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.

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    • keyez@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?

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      • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        …no, salsa is mostly peppers…

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      • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can’t forget about peppers

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      • djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.

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    • ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

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    • NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.

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  • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Caprese is fruit salad.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone loves my tomato/eggplant/pumpkin fruit salad. I bring it to parties, and they all say it looks so good, they want to make sure everyone else gets a chance to eat it. Except everyone says that, and I end up having to take it home and throw it out.

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, sweet tomato marmalade is actually quite tasty ;)

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Agreed. In my mind “bug” has always meant arthropod. So it’s include insects, spiders, crustaceans, etc.

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• jeena@jemmy.jeena.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You wouldn’t say that if you ever tried those tomatoes …joins.com/…/20210117130800678.html

  I’d even call them candy.

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Injected with… stevia?

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d prefer vodka in watermelons, personally!

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