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maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• illumrial@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.

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  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.

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• Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”

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  • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So Jupiter’s forever storm is like that thing my wife holds against me for when we have an argument later?

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    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ

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      • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I didn’t not kill them…

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• The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earth space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.

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