This could be a decent short story prompt.
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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GluWu@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
variants@possumpat.io 4 months ago
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce