This could be a decent short story prompt.
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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GluWu@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce