Bro is buying the wrong sized bags, then complaining about how the bag companies are stupid. When someone points that out, they call them stupid.
The internet is a magical place.
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Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 months agoYou’re buying the wrong bags. How are you this dense?
Bro is buying the wrong sized bags, then complaining about how the bag companies are stupid. When someone points that out, they call them stupid.
The internet is a magical place.
Traegert@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.
Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is the FBI really that good with trash bags?
ultratiem@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Bro got recruited by the military. Kinda says a lot about his “intelligence.”
acetanilide@lemmy.world 6 months ago
harassspeak with the kids during gym class a few months later)