If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
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ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She’s inviting them in.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And always aim for the brain.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What if it’s liquid metal?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Gunshot or acid
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 months ago
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
PM_ME_SNEKS_IN_HATS@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Cluck around and find out!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
arken@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 months ago
It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.
Eventually me moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist too.
Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.