Comment on "Let me in right now or I swear..."

alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is a damn lie

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.

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    • misc@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then the buddies buddies will come for you .

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• Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho

  Ask me how I know

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  • old_machine_breaking_apart@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you know?

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    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I’d bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head

      My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence

      Turns out the geese think it’s the dog that’s bringing the dandelion leaves

      😂

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      • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?”

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?

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    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The leaves. They’re actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or “Pee the bed”

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      • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we’re feeding them to the geese then I’ll stick to making wine from the flowers

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