Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🦥 Fri 19 Apr 2024
wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Had to keep it real with a Vietnamese teenage boy and inform him that Koalas are not naturally cuddly and in fact can be quite vicious and scratch you. Only Koalas kept in captivity will tolerate at best human contact.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 months ago
So you killed some poor bastard’s dream?
wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I saved him from future Koala assault.
StudChud@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Drop bears are real; they look like koalas but will fuck you up bad. You did good warning him
wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Honestly no native animal in Australia is friendly really. They are outright hostile, dangerous or at best avoidant.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I like this little cute guy:
theguardian.com/…/australias-marsupial-lions-drop…
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I used to think drop bears were joke. I know better now. Those cunts are serious business.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 months ago
That’s the risk you take when cuddling a cute little furry koala.
wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 months ago
And now he knows the risk whereas before he did not.