You need to try better ass.
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eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You need to try better pussy.
I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.
FarmTaco@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it’s clean, it’s not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.
Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it’s going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before yoy go chowing on her ass.
Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that’s geneeally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.
The ass’ only job is to jettison waste from your body. It’s literally just a shute for poop. It doesn’t clean itself because it doesn’t need to. It’s gross because that’s its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust ans communication…
But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.
b00m@kbin.social 1 year ago
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.
ashenblood@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This has been a highly informative discussion about eating ass, and I want to thank you for your contribution.
May I suggest that the depravity of eating a stranger’s ass is a large part of what makes it such a widespread meme? A significant portion of the internet relates heavily to being a degenerate coomer, and thus memes which emphasize this aspect tend to be well-received.
As my late grandfather always said, “Eat ass till you pass”
snarf@kbin.social 1 year ago
Why you gatekeeping ass? Also, how is the concept of a pre-sex shower unusual to you? And bidets are a thing which are used to clean up after shitting / before sex. As for the first question of "why", well... just like most other sexual acts, it feels fucken great. No judgment if you're not into it, but don't hate just because you aren't.
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
vzq@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!
eochaid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lol first honest answer of the bunch.
FarmTaco@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would like to see the veracity of this “guarantee”
howsetheraven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.
snarf@kbin.social 1 year ago
Time to get with the times. =)
elscallr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?