Ave, true to Caesar.
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Nougat@fedia.io 7 months agoNope, that was Julius Caesar. Who also told the pirates that he would return and crucify every one of them. After his release, he assembled a posse, went to the city he'd been captured in - where the dumb pirates had returned to - captured them all and turned them over to authorities.
When the authorities were not taking swift enough action, Caesar demanded the pirates be remanded to his custody, and because of his sociopolitical clout, they were - and summarily crucified.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Oh. I always get those two mixed up.
Still hilarious
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
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DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 months ago
It’s suspicious that you had that ready to go, ngl
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I didn’t, actually, took like 10 seconds on Google tho