I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.
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EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 months agoThen get your prostate checked you old fuck.
(i need to as well tho)
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait no shit?
(insert joke here but seriously)
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just ‘to whom it may concern?’
GluWu@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Like medically or just for funsies?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
First one then t’other.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.