Comment on Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*

• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Like medically or just for funsies?

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    First one then t’other.

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait no shit?

    (insert joke here but seriously)

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.

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      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just ‘to whom it may concern?’

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