Comment on Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*

Vector@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Then get your prostate checked you old fuck.

  (i need to as well tho)

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Like medically or just for funsies?

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      First one then t’other.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait no shit?

      (insert joke here but seriously)

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have this haircut still.

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• TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dude I kept up the style LONG after it was no longer the style of the time. I put so many lives in danger driving my Volvo station wagon 75mph flipping through all of my scratched cds in a massive booklet

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