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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calm down, Satan

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  • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “don’t worry, you just need this simple one-liner to fix your project”

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    • Morphit@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The one-liner: *parses HTML with a regex*

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        cthulhu fthagn

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• zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That almost seems cute next to the shit the obfuscated c contest pulls off. www.ioccc.org/years.html

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  • Bandicoot_Academic@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For some context this is one of the winning entries:

    #include <stdio.h>

    #define N(a) “%”#a"$hhn" #define O(a,b) “%10$”#a"d"N(b) #define U “%10$.*37$d” #define G(a) “%”#a"$s" #define H(a,b) G(a)G(b) #define T(a) a a #define s(a) T(a)T(a) #define A(a) s(a)T(a)a #define n(a) A(a)a #define D(a) n(a)A(a) #define C(a) D(a)a #define R C(C(N(12)G(12))) #define o(a,b,c) C(H(a,a))D(G(a))C(H(b,b)G(b))n(G(b))O(32,c)R #define SS O(78,55)R “\n\033[2J\n%26$s”; #define E(a,b,c,d) H(a,b)G©O(253,11)R G(11)O(255,11)R H(11,d)N(d)O(253,35)R #define S(a,b) O(254,11)H(a,b)N(68)R G(68)O(255,68)N(12)H(12,68)G(67)N(67)

    char* fmt = O(10,39)N(40)N(41)N(42)N(43)N(66)N(69)N(24)O(22,65)O(5,70)O(8,44)N( 45)N(46)N (47)N(48)N( 49)N( 50)N( 51)N(52)N(53 )O( 28, 54)O(5, 55) O(2, 56)O(3,57)O( 4,58 )O(13, 73)O(4, 71 )N( 72)O (20,59 )N(60)N(61)N( 62)N (63)N (64)R R E(1,2, 3,13 )E(4, 5,6,13)E(7,8,9 ,13)E(1,4 ,7,13)E (2,5,8, 13)E( 3,6,9,13)E(1,5, 9,13)E(3 ,5,7,13 )E(14,15, 16,23) E(17,18,19,23)E( 20, 21, 22,23)E (14,17,20,23)E(15, 18,21,23)E(16,19, 22 ,23)E( 14, 18, 22,23)E(16,18,20, 23)R U O(255 ,38)R G ( 38)O( 255,36) R H(13,23)O(255, 11)R H(11,36) O(254 ,36) R G( 36 ) O( 255,36)R S(1,14 )S(2,15)S(3, 16)S(4, 17 )S (5, 18)S(6, 19)S(7,20)S(8, 21)S(9 ,22)H(13,23 )H(36, 67 )N(11)R G(11)""O(255, 25 )R s(C(G(11) ))n (G( 11) )G( 11)N(54)R C( “aa”) s(A( G(25)))T (G(25))N (69)R o (14,1,26)o( 15, 2, 27)o (16,3,28 )o( 17,4, 29)o(18 ,5,30)o(19 ,6,31)o( 20,7,32)o (21,8,33)o (22 ,9, 34)n(C(U) )N( 68)R H( 36,13)G(23) N(11)R C(D( G(11))) D(G(11))G(68)N(68)R G(68)O(49,35)R H(13,23)G(67)N(11)R C(H(11,11)G( 11))A(G(11))C(H(36,36)G(36))s(G(36))O(32,58)R C(D(G(36)))A(G(36))SS

    #define arg d+6,d+8,d+10,d+12,d+14,d+16,d+18,d+20,d+22,0,d+46,d+52,d+48,d+24,d
    +26,d+28,d+30,d+32,d+34,d+36,d+38,d+40,d+50,(scanf(d+126,d+4),d+(6
    -2)+18*(1-d[2]%2)+d[4]*2),d,d+66,d+68,d+70, d+78,d+80,d+82,d+90,d+
    92,d+94,d+97,d+54,d[2],d+2,d+71,d+77,d+83,d+89,d+95,d+72,d+73,d+74
    ,d+75,d+76,d+84,d+85,d+86,d+87,d+88,d+100,d+101,d+96,d+102,d+99,d+
    67,d+69,d+79,d+81,d+91,d+93,d+98,d+103,d+58,d+60,d+98,d+126,d+127,
    d+128,d+129

    char d[538] = {1,0,10,0,10};

    int main() { while(*d) printf(fmt, arg); }

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I tried to read that out loud and summoned something. Please help me, I’m scared.

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I thought this was a simple piece of software?

        Pinhead: No. It is a means by which to summon us.

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Give in. Let it take you.

        Everything is okay. Shhhhhhh.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this straight up looks like a chemical formula

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I cross my eyes hard enough on mobile… I imagine I can see dickbutt in there somewhere…

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Further up the thread, someone mentioned that writing good software is about communicating concepts to people, first and foremost.

    This, code obfuscation, is what it looks like to communicate exclusively to the compiler instead.

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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Excel has entered the chat

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  • Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For real though, I have written some truly monstrous operations in Excel.

    What do you mean you want to use Excel to manage everyone’s calendars? And now you want to export that horribly built calendar management spreadsheet to Google Calendar? What do you mean you want the Google Calendar entries automatically formatted based on who is working on a particular day? I mean yes it’s possible but you’d need a string of arguments just to check for who is working and then append the formatting entry to the csv as needed.

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    • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      VBA has made things so, so much easier since I started learning how to use it.

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• MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, this is exactly what mathematicians do.

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