That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
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theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 month ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- Jack Handy
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not the same person.
Ibstarted out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.
But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Doesn’t that make it relevant though?
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure does!
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure that reply was a joke based on the username, if that changes anything for you
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you positive, man?