I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.
How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And sculpting for 35,000 years, they may even predate cro-magnons! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”