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Betch@lemmy.world 7 months agoOr you could find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while just praying you won’t have to go to the ER.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻♂️”
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.