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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ok but what about dachshund sized worms? Image

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.

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    • waldschnecke@chaos.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      @Akasazh @_stranger_ "How big is your wiener" would have a whole new meaning. Or would it... hm.

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not really, my wiener will be the same size regardless of the measuring system, be it imperial, banana based or dachshund based.

        The fallic nature of the worm you just measured in dachshunds, that’s another matter entirely.

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• ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  we call those “racoons”

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• VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.

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