I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

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• kescusay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.

  In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.

  But…

  What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.

  They’re wyrms.

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  • cinda@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud

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    • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      May its passing feed the earth!

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• AlataOrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sugar-hulud

  Bless the Maker and His sweetness. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

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  • ScrollerBall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I must not get diabeetus.

    Diabeetus is the mind-killer.

    Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.

    I will face my insulin injection.

    I will let it pass over me and through me.

    And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.

    Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.

    Only Wilford Brimley will remain.

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• db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Spice Drops Must Flow

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  • DeusHircus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sour-Hulud

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• ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  maybe they are gummy waterbears (aka: tardigrades, space fleas, bear animalcule)

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• CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes

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  • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You ever seen tremors?

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    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dune

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• _galactose@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine Dune worms except they're gummy worms

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine no longer!

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• qyron@lemmy.pt ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can we spare a to think about this?

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  • goodnessme@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    26 lbs gummy?! RIP your digestive system!

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    • qyron@lemmy.pt ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or…

      Buy a pack of regular gummy bears, put them in a jar and force them to watch their god being slowly devoured over the course of a year.

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• Ddhuud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gummy bears are actually tardigrades

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• cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay but the pizzas tho

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• gon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  gummyverse

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• urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?

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• kaffemannen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yep, just avoid the gummiverse

  Swedish specialty

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My grandmother is gummy when she takes her teeth out

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• rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nah tuna are fuckin huge

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• hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    May I remind you, they also come in giant size.

    Image

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    • hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I could deal with cat size bears

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• oo1@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  my dudes these are the only bears we can catch

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Avoid the waters near Sweden while in the gummyverse, just trust me.

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