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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 months ago
Looks like I found my spirit animal.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go…
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
That’s not how he’s getting in.
With other bats* 👀
Touché
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
tabris@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is not where I expected the night to go…
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 3 months ago
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 months ago
That’s not how he’s getting in.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 months ago
With other bats* 👀
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Touché