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Zink@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.

I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.

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- Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  And if animals don’t have guns + gun training :D.
  
  I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.
    
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    Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Humans: [get inked from orbit]
    
    The squids: It was the only way to be sure.
    
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- Zink@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  That’s the cannon half of glass cannon. :D
  
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
… just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?

I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).

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