Youâre the spare human!
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: đ”đ¶Sat 13 Jan 2024
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Iâm excited to announce that my wifeâs cat and I have reached a tentative mateship after 4 years. Sheâs never âhatedâ me, but sheâs always made it pretty clear where I stand with her and that Mrs B is her preferred human. But somethings started to soften, she likes my kid so I think sheâs decided Iâm alright based on that. Sheâs even started coming to find me for pats.
The bitch of it all? Sheâs not even my wifeâs cat! Iâm the one who said âwe canât leave her here! No ones even looking at her! We have to bring her home.â But nope, Mrs b got all the credit and love.
Cats: manâs okayest friend.
Eagle@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
That would 100% be the designation she would give me, yes.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
aw, hugs
( also, be sneaky and get some of the paste cat treats, prawns are a good one, then you*ll be the preferred one forever đș )
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Oh she comes if you call her name and say treats, But you get no points for giving her treats because she just thinks sheâs entitled to them.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
wow
Taleya@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Do you have a beard? Rub your chin on the top of the catâs head. They live for that shit
TinyBreak@aussie.zone âš10â© âšmonthsâ© ago
Sadly no. Just stubble. The kid pulls on the beard too hard.