Comment on My preferred method is death by Snu Snu

• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m six foot and my husband is 5’9, we’ve been together over 20 years. There’s always a shot, believe you’re a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You’ll find your person.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    5’9"

    short king

    That’d be a medium, so a duke at best.

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I meant the person I was replying to, he implied that he’s short

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re lucky if that’s the medium in your country. In my country the average for men is 6 ft exactly. Being 5’10" I’m actually quite short. Which is also reason #128 why I’m not on Tinder anymore lmao, I don’t look super short in real life but when every fifth non-bot Tinder profile says “little boys under 180 cm can swipe left”, you kind of lose motivation when you’re a centimeter or two short of the benchmark.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Venti?

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      • bearoftheisle@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I know we said short but i don’t think they meant 20 inches

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  • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thanks homie, I suppose I gotta be confident with myself and find some rizz somewhere

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• StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m 5’3 and my wife is closer to 5’8. My wife is quite charming and attractive whilst I have a huge personality.

  Awful joke that scarcely carries into text aside, it’s possible to date successfully as a short man. You just have to have things to offer, then find someone who values those things. Having really excellent things, like fantastic conversational skills and personality, well-developed or unique personal interests, or a monster condom that you use for your magnum dong, helps immensely.

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  • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s pretty cool. You give me much encouragement sir, cause I am around your height. I just have like negative rizz, not sure how to work on that.

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• mad_lentil@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My wife is taller than me. You’ve just got to find your match.

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