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chewypoops@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.
My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.
I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.
I know a guy took a sex worker back to his room, he claims he didn’t know she was a sex worker. Some shit went down, he absolutely refused to pay, she maced the fuck out him. The hotel put a $10,000 charge on the work paid room because it got on everything and they were just paying to replace all the shit that couldn’t be cleaned. He was fired.
They could always entice you with a weapon :)
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cm0002@literature.cafe 11 hours ago
You FOOL they’ve already got their hooks into you, they played the long game lmao