In a fancy hotel, a boy got on and told the elevator operator that he was staying on the top floor. When the doors opened the operator said “Your floor, son.” The boy asked why he called him son, and the operator replied, “Well, didn’t I bring you up?”
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TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 8 hours agoCounter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I’m down.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 hours ago
Oh, the dad's gambit.
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Counter counterpoint:
Unfortunately it always brings me down when I’m up.