Took me 3 minutes of asking nicely then 5 minutes of cursing for the stupid energy company bot before it would give me a human. It made me explain the problem four times and each time it said “I don’t understand” before giving me a person.
The issue was that someone else tried starting service at my place so they shut off my service and sent me an email afterwards. No, they didn’t give me a heads up that someone was doing this, they notified me when they shut it off with a message that I had initiated the stop order.
QuadratureSurfer@piefed.zip 12 hours ago
Shibboleet! But seriously, if I worked on any of these systems I would probably add this in as an actual feature/Easter egg.
Relevant XKCD:
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