Seems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…
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cruseo@piefed.world 20 hours agoBecause that can go wrong and a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
cruseo@piefed.world 19 hours ago
It’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol
db2@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Or “jeany” as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey’s paw thing though
cruseo@piefed.world 19 hours ago
Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Sounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
cruseo@piefed.world 19 hours ago
Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Yeah, “infinite genie blowjobs” is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.