The MAGA God is a big, muscular Alpha male, swinging a 12 inch hammer.
Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
God simply csny be anything but non binary. Its like a defining feature of the Divine that it transcendens mortal boundaries. Insisting on confining that to a sexual, material, fleshy gender binary has always struck me as blasphemous.
But what do i know im a blasphemous heathen myself 🤷♂️
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
diablomnky@lemmy.world 2 days ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Maga Jesus got nothing on buff Korean Jesus. I will probably die on this hill eventually
nastronot@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Sorry but my god needs to have a raging circumcised boner. It’s where I draw the line.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
B-B-BASED
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I thought their god was trinary by definition. Also aphysical. How is that binary?
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 2 days ago
They’d probably agree if they actually took time to understand what non-binary actually means, just like they agree with Socialism when you don’t use the word socialism in the explanation.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Youre probably right sigh