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JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?

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  • ZeroCool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”

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    • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.

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      • ZeroCool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hack the planet!

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    • zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.

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• NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Skynet forgot to push that OTA update before sending the robot

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Moisture sensors have chemicals, moving parts - it doesn’t work that way.

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