Moisture sensors have chemicals, moving parts - it doesn’t work that way.
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JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Polyalloy humanoid from the future can’t read elevated heart rate, surface moisture and dilated pupils. Lol
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Skynet forgot to push that OTA update before sending the robot
AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
ZeroCool@piefed.ca 18 hours ago
Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 14 hours ago
With this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
ZeroCool@piefed.ca 12 hours ago
Hack the planet!
zeejoo@thelemmy.club 16 hours ago
That’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.