Comment on Buddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"
tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 10 hours agoThen the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
WappleFF27@feddit.online 7 hours ago
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.