Dude what the fuck
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Ole Ribbit Dick Jimmy is going to be upset he can’t watch his favourite frog porn, you know the one where the frog sticks the entire length of his tongue in the other frogs ass and it distended the other frog’s throat bulge thing.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Tell me more…
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
That’s about all I know, however I’ll gladly tell you all about my brother’s grandson’s best friend’s dentist’s favourite movie. It’s Harry Potter and the urine filled dick. It’s about this boy magician at some kind of British school for the dumb and he wakes up with a serious piss boner but all of the bathrooms are being magically sealed by some evil asshole, so he tries to relieve himself into a cup but a magical plug forms on his pee hole and he can’t get it out. He spends the entire movie reading all these magical tomes to try and find a way to break the spell because he’s just so goddamn uncomfortable. In the end he dies because his bladder explodes but thanks to all the magic he learned his piss explosion breaks all the magical seals in the world and somehow also cures bladder cancer, but only for dogs. For some reason it didn’t work on humans so I think they’ll probably explain that in the sequel.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 1 hour ago
I feel dumber now having read that.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 minutes ago
Shut up, that was a masterpiece