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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.

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