Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.

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  • Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jebus Fooking Christ!

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    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thing is Elon’s always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he’ll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.

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