Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

If you appear to be “alternative” in any way, do not drive through Texas.

I have driven through Texas three times, and I have gotten pulled over and searched every time. The cops would love to have any excuse to seize your car and cash, they hate you.

If you absolutely must drive through Texas, at least remove your Darwin fish and any political stickers, get a hair cut, remove your face piercings, and wear a cowboy hat or baseball cap or something.

I’m not exaggerating and this is not a joke.

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