Comment on "Mom, we can just go back to burning wood"

• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you set yourself on fire, it can keep you warm for the rest of your life.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve been told not to set myself on fire to keep others warm, but if it’s just for me that should be okay?

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• rnduser314@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  4. When it emits CO2! 😂 😥

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unlike all of the other heating sources we have! Damn EPA making sure new stoves are 95% efficient and not holding oil burners to such a high standard!

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    • rnduser314@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You realize it was a joke, right? I mean, the crying-laughing emoji was intended to indicate that subtle humor was in play.

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