Itâs always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social â¨5⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social â¨5⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Either way sounds like a headache.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world â¨5⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.