It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 20 hours ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 13 hours ago
Either way sounds like a headache.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.